LINCOLN MKT
Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: 99.9% of the time it’s not a good sign when you feel forced to refer to the vehicle’s front end as a snout. Ford’s “lesser” version of the MKT, the Flex, is far more attractive. The bulge between the rear wheels and rear-most side window actually makes me nauseated.
Alternatives: Ford Flex EcoBoost (with a white roof), Buick Enclave, keeping your current car and buying a German Shepherd.
Base USD Price: $44,200
Ideal Owner: People with small noses who lack confidence because of their nasally-challenged status.
Necessary Incentivizing B4 Purchase: $10,000 off the sticker
ha – I love your ideal owner :Þ